unfriendly greeting cards

There’s no real formal way to tell someone to deep throat a cactus when they piss you off. I found that issue to be personally vexing and worked on a solution on how to tactfully issue harsh words to a less than desirable person in my life. I stumbled upon an idea of serving an actively aggressive sentiment in a passively aggressive format: Unfriendly Greeting Cards - the polite way to say f*ck you when you can’t find the words to say.